gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

coolscar:

*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*

vvorldwideweb:

why am i so ugly: a biography about me written by snapchat

getoffmybloghoe:

i want there to be ramen noodles served at my wedding 

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”